Needless to say, it hasn't been a good couple of years for the 2005 Cy Young Award winner. Now, however, he has a shot to make the biggest pitching rotation in the league: Curt Schilling
and Josh Beckett are already sizable anchors
but in order to help replace the lost girth of Eric Gagne, the Sox are hosting a Colonoscopy to get a better look. (Colon: Right)
While I'll take my spots at Colon, I think this is a good signing by the Red Sox. They are getting a Cy Young winner from just two years ago on a minor league deal. If it doesn't work out, they're no worse for the wear. If it does work out, they've given themselves an inning-eater who can pitch in place of Schilling if he is out for a prolonged period of time or if Jon Lester or Clay Buchholz doesn't perform the way the Sox expect.
Even if Colon just ends up in the pen as a guy with some experience who can do long relief and help some out some younger guys on the staff, this will have worked out. Either way, as a courtesy to the seafood buffets in Boston, the Red Sox should throw out some kind of memo about possibly changing their titles to almost all Bartolo Colon can eat; ya know, just to prevent law suits and stuff.
2 comments:
Clever. Colon jokes. Cuz his name is spelled the same as the organ even though it's not pronounced that way.
Funny. Original. Right.
It's funnier to joke about him being fat.
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