Monday, February 25, 2008

Red Sox Take Chance That Colon Won't Blow

The titles just write themselves. Anyways, the large, power pitching righty was signed to a minor league deal and invited to camp by the Red Sox. Last season Colon ran the gamut as far as pitcher injuries go; he had a torn rotator cuff and elbow issues that led to his worst season ever. (6-8, 6.34 ERA, 1.621 WHIP) The season before he threw a career low in innings 56.3 and went 1-5 in 10 games.

Needless to say, it hasn't been a good couple of years for the 2005 Cy Young Award winner. Now, however, he has a shot to make the biggest pitching rotation in the league: Curt Schilling and Josh Beckett are already sizable anchorsbut in order to help replace the lost girth of Eric Gagne, the Sox are hosting a Colonoscopy to get a better look. (Colon: Right)



While I'll take my spots at Colon, I think this is a good signing by the Red Sox. They are getting a Cy Young winner from just two years ago on a minor league deal. If it doesn't work out, they're no worse for the wear. If it does work out, they've given themselves an inning-eater who can pitch in place of Schilling if he is out for a prolonged period of time or if Jon Lester or Clay Buchholz doesn't perform the way the Sox expect.

Even if Colon just ends up in the pen as a guy with some experience who can do long relief and help some out some younger guys on the staff, this will have worked out. Either way, as a courtesy to the seafood buffets in Boston, the Red Sox should throw out some kind of memo about possibly changing their titles to almost all Bartolo Colon can eat; ya know, just to prevent law suits and stuff.

2 comments:

bigyaz said...

Clever. Colon jokes. Cuz his name is spelled the same as the organ even though it's not pronounced that way.

Funny. Original. Right.

Warning Track Power said...

It's funnier to joke about him being fat.