The Juice Is Loose! Again.

OJ Simpson is again in hot water. Killing his ex-wife and her man wasn't enough apparently. Somehow he thought that busting in to a sports memorabilia store and holding the place up at gun point with a gang of thugs was a good idea.

Here's the thing with that: how do you expect to get away with it? No one would go in to a store like that and only steal the OJ Simpson stuff. Not to mention, Juice-Man, has spent so much time on TV that black leather gloves and White Broncos running from police are synonymous with his name. He's not a football player that lived behind his mask in the no media days. He was the focal point of the most televised trial in history. He was in three installments of The Naked Gun for God's sake!

New has just hit that OJ's live-in girlfriend is in critical condition from what the man from concentrate has said was a "fall." I think he means she had a fall like Tina Turner used to "fall." Like Jason Kidd's wife used to "fall." Like Nicole Brown-Simpson and Ronald Goldman "fell" on to a knife and OJ's gloves.

As though he wasn't before, but it's hard to believe he is not guilty in the court of public opinion already. Based on past experience we'll have some hoopla and some fanfare but mostly we're just left to wait for the page-turner: "How I Would Have Pushed Her."